Did you know that the higher the fat content in ice cream the better it tastes?
Did you know how many servings are in a half gallon of ice cream? Two.
Do you know the history of ice cream? Does anyone really care?
Did you know that inexpensive ice cream is better than no ice cream?
Did you know it's simply not possible to mess up ice cream by putting stuff in it and on it?
Did you know ice cream may well be the most satisfying thing you can do that's legal?
If you knew all of this, you are not only very intelligent but probably well-adjusted in life and easy to get along with. If you are hard to get along with, have a negative attitude on life, people look for ways to not sit beside you at family dinners, you don't see the silver lining behind every cloud, you are a Cubs fan, you feel like someone is out to get you, etc. – here's my recommendation for today (or any day): find all the change in your car and couch and buy some REAL ice cream (not the soft-serve imitators) with the highest fat content you can find and afford.
If you don't feel better in less than one minute, there's little hope for you.
National Ice Cream Day for 2013 was Sunday, July 21st, which means absolutely nothing for those of us who need our fix more than once a year!
Pastor Mark
